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Thanks Everyone.

I guess Luci's mum found her, but ...isn't... saying... anything. Regardless, at this point she is at home and okay, so there's that.

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Elizabeth Joy Held
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Hey! You read this box? That's kinda cool. I didn't think anyone did.
I suppose you expect me to tell you about myself? It's kind of boring, really. I just chill out on tumbler (semisweetrubix.tumblr.com/), watch British television & lurk about down here.
Feel free to say hi, though. Just because I'm some sort of humanoid socially awkward penguin/paranoid parrot cross bread doesn't mean I don't enjoy near-human interaction.
And look! Dancing:
:iconisaydanceplz: :iconpringlesdanceplx:

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:iconname--whoop--name:
CHARLIE IS MY FAVORITE. <3
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:iconno-43:
No-43 Jan 11, 2011
You need this.

[link]
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:iconname--whoop--name:
OHGODSTUPIDJOHNJAM.
I love this one~
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:icondoctorspocks:
[link] his whole life crumbles before his eyes
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:iconname--whoop--name:
:3
Not exactly rocket science...
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:icondoctorspocks:
:D :D you feel like making cookies? :D
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:iconname--whoop--name:
I SOUND REALLY AWFUL RIGHT NOW.

I'M SORRY.

I would hide it, but if I was you I would find enjoyment in seeing someone so incapacitated by life.
BUT MAYBE I'M JUST A BAD PERSON.

anyways. It is becoming difficult to type because my fingers are refusing to coordinate themselves properly.
I don't know why this is happening. It's not even that late, comparatively. But It's kind of embarrassing how much concentration this is taking.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.
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:icondoctorspocks:
why on earth would I find enjoyment in something like that o.o Also if your coordinating is going down the drain theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen you need to get some rest pronto it is very important to be able to type!
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:iconname--whoop--name:
I WOULD FIND ENJOYMENT IN THAT. Because I sound pathetic.

But plenty of sleep makes everything better. :3
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:iconname--whoop--name:
It is 1.21 in the morning. I should be in asleep right now. Especially because I have to work tomorrow. And I still haven't done the laundry that was meant to be done half a week ago. So all my clothes are laying in piles on the floor of my closet. That's especially bad because my uniform shirt is somewhere in that pile, and it especially needs to be cleaned. Let alone the stupid black socks they want me to wear because they don't appriceate my long socks that keep my legs warm while I work because the pants I got don't really fit because it turns out if you spend hours walking around in circles your pants won't fit anymore so you have to wear a belt because you need your pants to stay up but the belt doesn't really fit in the belt loops of your pants because your pants are stupid and have tiny belt loops so you have to wear long socks because your pants do not actually insulate your legs but you can't because they don't want you to wear socks that keep you warm so I have to do laundry. Before tomorrow. But I'm at that stage where I can't really convince myself it's worth it to get up so I can crawl into bed, or even really turn off the light so I can sleep on the couch.
Because I am pathetic.

Conveniently for you, I have a third of a batch of cookie dough in the fridge. But unless you come and unlock the door yourself you probably won't get to it before the small children eat it for breakfast, because they're evil. Because it is cold and dark outside and I'm not willing to get up to turn off the light, let alone try to bring you cookies. :|









..... I just realized how ridiculous everything about that was.
I'm going to go away now. To sleep. THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
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:icondoctorspocks:
well I know EXACTLY hat you are feeling right now, I had to go through the same torment a couple months ago. Cept I was having to deal with keeping my suit and tie always clean cause I only had just the one >.< And obviously I would be the manly man and come get the cookies myself. Other wise I would be forcing you to bake them and then carry them all the way here and I don't think I could live with myself if I was just that evil. Anyway I hope you sleep well and that work is enjoyable :D
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:iconserenafayori:
Dear Joy:
gift ideas for your whole immediate family. Go.
Jacob insists. You won't change his mind. And if you don't respond expediently he won't stop asking me. Or stressing out about it. Or stressing me out, because I can't remember what the ages and genders of your siblings are, let alone what they like.
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:iconname--whoop--name:
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO GET THEM. asdfghjkl;
Tell him to buy us hot chocolate mix.
OHNOWAIT. Why does he need to know the ages and genders of my siblings? HE'S NOT GETTING THINGS FOR INDIVIDUALS IS HE?
I WILL NOT LET HIM IN MY HOUSE IF HE DOES THAT. KAYLIE. YOU TELL HIM TO KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW..
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:iconserenafayori:
HE FUCKING INSISTS, and if you don't cooperate he will nag me like someone's particularly self-conscious mother.
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:iconname--whoop--name:
Okay, um. Tell him to get each of us an oversized novelty candycane. WITH A BOW.
AND IF HE BOTHERS YOU MORE I WILL BEAT HIM MYSELF.
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:iconserenafayori:
like a mother, Joy. I'm serious about this.
Also, I sort of did senior pcitures and I'm not sure if I like them but two are on facebook and in one my mouth looks super awkward like I'm a Simpson's character/ an albino African American at the same time. It's really quite strange...
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:icondoctorspocks:
zomg Joy I just realized you are now reasonably close to me now that I have moved O.O do you think this could mean cookies in the near future :D
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:iconname--whoop--name:
Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe?
Where do you live now?
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:icondoctorspocks:
7009 N. Fiske Ave. Portland Oregon. like an hour walk from you.
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:iconname--whoop--name:
Haha! I have looked and know vaguely where your house is now.
Also, you live really close to Luci. She's right by Columbia Park, there.
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:icondoctorspocks:
Joy to the world! la la and heaven and nature sing! I can't remember the lyrics!
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:iconname--whoop--name:
The lord has come/let earth receive her King/ let every heart prepare Him room/ and Heaven and nature sing/ and Heaven and nature sing...

:3
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